Saturday, March 21, 2015

Happy Hoarder Day # 35 Bra -vo March 21, 2015


  Happy Hoarder  Day # 35 Bra -vo March 21, 2015
 A journey into cleaning up a big pile of..... hoard
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                                          Bra -vo
    
                                                           by Janet S. Tiger  
                                                (c) 2015     all rights reserved
                                                      tigerteam1@gmail.com


My daughter discouraged me from this post, but I feel it is an important one for me (and I rarely listen to good advice anyhow)

The photo says it all - a rusted brassiere hooking section - the hooks and wires.  It may be time to retire this undergarment.  But it has not fallen apart completely.  A big part of holding on is the deeper question - why would anyone put a non-stainless metal into an object that is going to be washed multiple times over many years?

And the next question - why would asking a silly question and never getting the answer STOP ME FROM DISCARDING THE OFFENDING UNMENTIONABLE?  

Yet by including this item in my blog, my daughter - yes, the one who advised me not to discuss this - informed me that the inventor of the strap closure was one of my favorite...authors!  Mark Twain! 
So by forcing myself to deal with the irrational retention of very ugly clothing, I have, once again learned something about the world....and about myself.

And I said goodbye to the rusty bras.  Donated, of course, because, some woman, somewhere, might be crazy enough to  want an old, rusty used brassiere next to her skin.  Wait, that woman could be.....me.


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