Happy Hoarder Day # 41 The Original Towel Lady March 27, 2015
A journey into cleaning up a big pile of..... hoard
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The Original Towel Lady
A journey into cleaning up a big pile of..... hoard
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The Original Towel Lady
by Janet S. Tiger
Okay, you know I hoard. I know I hoard. So it will not be a big surprise that I have a few extra towels. Okay, many extra towels. OKAY ALREADY! I have a household with four adults and I have enough towels so that each of them could be allotted.......twenty-five towels each! That's right, I may have as many as....100 towels! I stopped counting around 50 - and now I have to de-hoard them. And giving them away to people I know will use them is still difficult, because one day, if I get out of the shower, what if......I don't have a towel for me?
I will have to improvise. Maybe an old.....tablecloth, I have dozens of those. Or perhaps a curtain.......Amvets is coming Monday, my goal is half the towels - I can rid my closets of the dirty and torn and ripped and bleached out ones........maybe.
Through all I've gone through, I thank God I have my sanity, as I have little else, and now, I'm not so sure about this sanity stuff.......
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I am known for a monologue called THE TOWEL LADY - for those who wish to see it, there are several online - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ1At8dh9sM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5JPTyEODhM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgPhsmUdGQA
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I will have to improvise. Maybe an old.....tablecloth, I have dozens of those. Or perhaps a curtain.......Amvets is coming Monday, my goal is half the towels - I can rid my closets of the dirty and torn and ripped and bleached out ones........maybe.
Through all I've gone through, I thank God I have my sanity, as I have little else, and now, I'm not so sure about this sanity stuff.......
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I am known for a monologue called THE TOWEL LADY - for those who wish to see it, there are several online - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ1At8dh9sM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5JPTyEODhM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgPhsmUdGQA
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Janet S. Tiger 858-736-6315
JanetSTigerMonologueMania.blogspot.com
Member Dramatists Guild since 1983
Playwright-in-Residence
Swedenborg Hall 2006-8
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